Funny Mothers Day Wishes

Mothers Day Wishes Funny 2014

Mothers Day Wishes

  • There is no velvet so soft as a mother’s lap,no rose as lovely as her smile,no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps.
  • All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.
  • The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.
  • Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses your children.
  • A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
  • Thanks for everything that you have done for me, and all that you are still doing.
  • Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.
  • Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.
  • Mom, I know you’re sad I’ll go someday And leave you all alone
    But right now I’m only 35 So what other place could I call home?
  • Mom, I know you do the dishes And I know you cook the food
    I know you scrub down all the floors Even when you’re in a bad mood.

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